Quirky Daters Pillows

"We were two ships that passed in the night for a couple of nights in a row."

"As a matter of fact... yes, this IS my first online date!"

"Nice to meet you. I only date during the off-season"

'Do you always dress like this on the first date?'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Spud dating.

"Yeah sure I know Santa."

Ventrilamatch.com

"I've never dated a yam before, tell me a bit about yourself."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

Paul knew he looked great in pastels.

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

"Here's your... neti pot... to share..."

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

"So tell me again where you're from."

'You must be Olivia.'

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'