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'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

In Desperate Straits.

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

Spud dating.

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'

Nethead strip: Dates

'You must be Olivia.'

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

"So tell me again where you're from."

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

'This is the last time I'm going fishing with you, Harold!'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."