Awkward Daters Mugs

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

In Desperate Straits.

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

Spud dating.

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

We've been dating for about 30 minutes, so things are still going well. Please send over the waiter immediately, before everything goes down the toilet. Menu.

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'

'You must be Olivia.'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

"So tell me again where you're from."

Nethead strip: Dates

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

'This is the last time I'm going fishing with you, Harold!'