Awkward Date Enjoyer Pillows

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

In Desperate Straits.

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'

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"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

'I'm a herbologist. I study this guy.'

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?'

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

'It's our anniversary... make it two toppings.'

'Hand me your issue of esquire. I have a hot date.'

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."