Awkward Date Humor Fan Pillows

"The blind date was a disaster, but unfortunately for Lisa, there was no option of a quick exit..."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

In Desperate Straits.

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

Nethead strip: Dates

Chameleon in a bar.

Dear Diary....I'll never, ever, go on a blind date again!

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

Man spilling coffee and papers, looking like an awkward dance

'This is not what I meant when I said we were going dutch.'

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

'You certainly are a lady-killer - I'm almost starved to death!'

"Well of course I'm nervous....what if I chat her up only to find out she's my ex?"