Awkward Date Aficionado Pillows

Lady walks along next to a man with sign saying 'I am on a blind date. Please help.'

"The odd thing is that I'm not really a cat person."

Sandra had heard that men liked to be asked about themselves.

'Oh, sorry. I guess I forgot to mention we're going to a nudist resort.' (Another memorable first date for Jennifer.)

'Medusa? That's a nice name.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Drive in movies.

In Desperate Straits.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"Let me slip into something more humorous."

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"The only way I could be sure the sitter would watch the baby, was to put it in front of the refrigerator!"

"Last time I ordered Rock and you ordered Paper, so this time..."

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

'This would be so romantic if we weren't married to each other.'

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

Nethead strip: Dates

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'