Awkward Date Aficionado Gifts

Lady walks along next to a man with sign saying 'I am on a blind date. Please help.'

"The odd thing is that I'm not really a cat person."

Sandra had heard that men liked to be asked about themselves.

'Oh, sorry. I guess I forgot to mention we're going to a nudist resort.' (Another memorable first date for Jennifer.)

'Medusa? That's a nice name.'

Completely uninterested in his online date, Brent tries to bring a quick end to the evening.

Man wearing t-shirt with "As seen" slogan

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Drive in movies.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

In Desperate Straits.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

"Let me slip into something more humorous."

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"Last time I ordered Rock and you ordered Paper, so this time..."

"The only way I could be sure the sitter would watch the baby, was to put it in front of the refrigerator!"

'This would be so romantic if we weren't married to each other.'

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."