Quirky Date Enthusiast Gifts

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"You don't whisper anymore."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

In Desperate Straits.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

Storage Unit of Love

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

Romantic Coffee Dates

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

Spud dating.

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

"Here's your... neti pot... to share..."

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

'You must be Olivia.'

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

"So tell me again where you're from."

"Sunsets were cooler before he wore transition lenses."

'Are you ready to be the winners?'

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

At Saltwater Sweeties Dating Service