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'...by using lightning and the flesh of the undead. Luckily, he turned out to be a charming fellow and brilliant raconteur.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"You don't whisper anymore."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

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"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Spud dating.

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

'You must be Olivia.'

"So tell me again where you're from."

'Meet my significant other.'

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At Saltwater Sweeties Dating Service

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

'Are you ready to be the winners?'

Tortoise Falls In Love With A Football.

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."