Quirky Date Enthusiasts Prints

The date was going well until Colin decided to impress her by burping Queen's Greatest Hits.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Romance

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

In Desperate Straits.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Paul knew he looked great in pastels.

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

Spud dating.

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"Here's your... neti pot... to share..."

'A table for two?'

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

'You must be Olivia.'

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

"So tell me again where you're from."

Man wearing t-shirt with "As seen" slogan

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

"Tonight, you're dessert!"