Date Night Aficionado Pillows

"If only we had met when gas prices were lower."

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"I got the extra large. It's a long movie."

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

'No more wine for me thanks Dan. That first glass went straight to my head.'

'This is my 7,623rd cappuccino to date.'

"The only way I could be sure the sitter would watch the baby, was to put it in front of the refrigerator!"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"Last time I ordered Rock and you ordered Paper, so this time..."

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

Drive in movies.

'We don't light the candle for the comdog dinner.'

"Let me slip into something more humorous."

'This would be so romantic if we weren't married to each other.'

By the third bottle the date was going well. She'd almost forgotten what he looked like.

"So enough about me, tell me about the size of your wallet."

This is the best second date I've ever had. Isn't this the only second date you've ever had?

Chez Bistro. Let's go dutch tonight, Francine. What is this? An "unfunded man date"?

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Call me?"

"Do you mind?"

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Romance

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Mantis Love

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."