Dating Show Aficionado Pillows

'The Science Channel's started a new quiz show -- 'The Carbon-Dating Game.''

On 'A double shot at a rewarding, platonic relationship. . . with D.J. Pauly D and Vinny' the guys hand out friendship bracelets to women that they would like to get to know better.

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

"Call me?"

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Mantis Love

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Drive in movies.

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Banana Smoothie

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

Tasty.

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"Let me slip into something more humorous."

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

"No, it wasn't a typo on my profile site...I really am a nillionaire."

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

I can't bear to be without you.

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"Legs up to here!"