Dating Show Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm looking for someone with a brain, a heart and courage..."

Love Is-Land

"Number 3 also likes to lick himself in the sun for hours."

"I like long walks, drinking potty coladas, and long legs..."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Romance

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Heart to heart talk.

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"You lack spontaniety."

Film Lovers.

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Romance

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

Love Trap

Lovers.

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

Biological Cuckoo clock

"I feel I'm losing touch with the unrealistic view I have of him."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'