Dating Show Enthusiast Prints

"I'm looking for someone with a brain, a heart and courage..."

"Number 3 also likes to lick himself in the sun for hours."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Romance

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Film Lovers.

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

Love Trap

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Heart to heart talk.

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Romance

"You lack spontaniety."

Lovers.

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

Biological Cuckoo clock

"I feel I'm losing touch with the unrealistic view I have of him."

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Ostrich Bar