Date Night Enthusiast Pillows

"Just this once, can we not talk about news or politics or money or family or relationships or children or friends or sex or religion or sports or culture or real estate or the past or the future?"

"I went into teaching because I've always loved crazy parents."

"Damn! I forgot to disconnect my personal alarm system."

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

'Maybe it's the wine talking but you look just as good today as the day I first settled for you.'

"When I said bring the bubbly, I didn't mean Alka-Seltzer."

"Separate checks?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

Lovers.

'I hope you'll dump me... I want to start writing poetry.'

I feel like he's undressing me and checking for irregular moles with his eyes. Dating a dermatologist.

"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."

"Whenever mom and dad go out without us, they suffer from whatever the opposite of separation anxiety is."

'And another thing, why can't you get GPs to do house calls any more?'

"Would you care for something to talk about during dinner?"

"Can I have another bottle of this stuff please? That bugger didn't touch the sides!"

Running late for his date and out of deodorant, Todd makes a desperate move.

'I had a wonderful evening - last Friday, to be exact.'

'Let's not fight, Ted, it's our first date.'

'Mom. the sprinkler system went off and John grabbed his umbrella to protect his true love.'

Lady praises date for being a good conversationalist.

"It's gotta be a good place – we've been ignored for well over an hour now."

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Bumper Cars of Love.

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Last night some people brought a screaming baby to the movie theater. My date spent the whole time complaining about that. I saw the guy in front of us texting someone to complain about how my date wouldn

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

The tunnel of look, I don't know, it's early days and it's great and everything but we're not putting labels on anything right now, you know?

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

"Ah, Monsieur has made a very expensive choice!"

"I think I can make you very happy if I get funded."

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

"I'm in my other handbag."

"There's food in the fridge, and clues about the state of our marriage all around the house."