Date Night Enthusiast Pillows

"Just this once, can we not talk about news or politics or money or family or relationships or children or friends or sex or religion or sports or culture or real estate or the past or the future?"

"I went into teaching because I've always loved crazy parents."

"Damn! I forgot to disconnect my personal alarm system."

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"When I said bring the bubbly, I didn't mean Alka-Seltzer."

"Separate checks?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Maybe it's the wine talking but you look just as good today as the day I first settled for you.'

Lovers.

"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."

"Would you care for something to talk about during dinner?"

'I hope you'll dump me... I want to start writing poetry.'

'Mom. the sprinkler system went off and John grabbed his umbrella to protect his true love.'

'Let's not fight, Ted, it's our first date.'

'And another thing, why can't you get GPs to do house calls any more?'

"Can I have another bottle of this stuff please? That bugger didn't touch the sides!"

'I had a wonderful evening - last Friday, to be exact.'

"Whenever mom and dad go out without us, they suffer from whatever the opposite of separation anxiety is."

"Is there a discount for someone who doesn't want to see the movie?"

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"There's food in the fridge, and clues about the state of our marriage all around the house."

"And another thing. I know how to pick out a decent cantaloupe."

"I'm in my other handbag."

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

"I've never been what you'd call an 'ethics head.' "

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"I think I can make you very happy if I get funded."

"Ah, Monsieur has made a very expensive choice!"

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

"When you asked me to dinner, I had an inkling it would be dinner theatre."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

The tunnel of look, I don't know, it's early days and it's great and everything but we're not putting labels on anything right now, you know?

"Okay, I'll let you folks settle in and I'll return right when you get to the punchline of a joke."

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