Quirky Date Lover Mugs

"I'm really into guys with brains."

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

Love at First Sight

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"I love you, you big fool."

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Storage Unit of Love

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Tough Love 2000

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Spud dating.

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'You must be Olivia.'

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

"So tell me again where you're from."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

At Saltwater Sweeties Dating Service