Quirky Beauty Seeker Pillows

Fish Pedicure

Love at First Sight

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Lumbar support animal

wattle covers

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Water power.

"Botox."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Odd Spas

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

Desert Island Water skiing.

"Do you think Ms. Culbertson was a little miffed?"

"I told you she'd had some work done."

Primavera (Spring)

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

Cosmetic surgeon tells Ugly Duckling: 'Of course, there's a POSSIBILITY that you are a swan, but do you want to take that risk?'

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

Natural relaxation in confinement

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

'They had a special at the tan salon today-- buy a full body spray tan, get a free air-brushed wizard painting!'

"Supersize me."

Face painting vs bottom painting

Emo Snail