Quirky Feature Lover T-Shirts

'You just grew three inches.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I love you, you big fool."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Giant Sale!

"Great tights!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

Air Dentistry

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask