Quirky Feature Lover Pillows

'You just grew three inches.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I love you, you big fool."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

"Great tights!"

Giant Sale!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Air Dentistry

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.