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"And look - rooftop cup holders."

Football Crazy strip six

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Book Worm

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

Telephone Box

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

'Of course it's efficient - it's a flowchart.'

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"Have we got a show for you!"

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Circus News

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

'Norm! There is something on TV I want you to see.'

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

'You just grew three inches.'

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

Fun at the Office #921: HOW COMPUTERS WORK

'This your dog, buddy?!'

Tourist of the sea.

Frank Gehry's backyard

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

"We're gonna try a new approach to motivation. These are called fitness trackers."

"Thanks goodness, I thought she was pregnant?"

'Mister Bagley is here with his redesigned electronic tag, minister.'

'It's pop-up toast rack.'

'I was told it required a log-in...'