Quirky Feature Enthusiast Gifts

"And look - rooftop cup holders."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Football Crazy strip six

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Book Worm

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'What's wrong with you?'

Telephone Box

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

'Of course it's efficient - it's a flowchart.'

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

"Have we got a show for you!"

'Norm! There is something on TV I want you to see.'

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

Circus News

'You just grew three inches.'

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"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

'This your dog, buddy?!'

Frank Gehry's backyard

Tourist of the sea.

Fun at the Office #921: HOW COMPUTERS WORK

"Thanks goodness, I thought she was pregnant?"

'I was told it required a log-in...'

'Bucky, you can't make a power cord out of a fork.'

'It's pop-up toast rack.'

"We're gonna try a new approach to motivation. These are called fitness trackers."

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.