Quirky Accessory Admirer Gifts

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

'And all belts at Harry's Big Man Shop come equipped with a cup holder.'

The latest look - models with surveillance cameras.

Lactose Intolerant

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

A watch face with Stonehenge

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Football Crazy strip six

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Giant Sale!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'What's wrong with you?'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Butterfly Woman

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

'First, let me apologize for suggesting you throw horseshoes as therapy.'

"Whose tie?"

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

Welcome centre

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"I won't be needing you this year."

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'Of course it's efficient - it's a flowchart.'

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

London Fly-Paper Vendor

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'