Quirky Accessory Admirer Pillows

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

'And all belts at Harry's Big Man Shop come equipped with a cup holder.'

The latest look - models with surveillance cameras.

Lactose Intolerant

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Football Crazy strip six

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Giant Sale!

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'First, let me apologize for suggesting you throw horseshoes as therapy.'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Butterfly Woman

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"I won't be needing you this year."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Welcome centre

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

'Of course it's efficient - it's a flowchart.'

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

London Fly-Paper Vendor

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

"It's not a backpack."