Quirky Accessory Lover Pillows

'What do you mean the Optometrist said these would be in your price range'

'I do have a mask on.'

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

Flower umbrella.

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

A watch face with Stonehenge

Horse rider has equipped his saddle with a roll bar.

'Can you tell me the time please?'

'Cool, I finally found it after weeks of searching. . . the end of my key chain lanyard.'

I wanted gloves without fingers!

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Detention Anklets

"It's not a backpack."

"Just put in 'guy who wears a toilet on his back' and I should pop right up."

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Pastry Hat

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

"Great tights!"

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Air Dentistry

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."