Quirky Accessory Lover T-Shirts

'What do you mean the Optometrist said these would be in your price range'

"Whose tie?"

'I do have a mask on.'

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

Flower umbrella.

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

A watch face with Stonehenge

Horse rider has equipped his saddle with a roll bar.

'Can you tell me the time please?'

'Cool, I finally found it after weeks of searching. . . the end of my key chain lanyard.'

I wanted gloves without fingers!

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Detention Anklets

"It's not a backpack."

"Just put in 'guy who wears a toilet on his back' and I should pop right up."

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Wanting to bond quickly with her new cat, Heather got herself an artificial cat-licker.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Great tights!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Air Dentistry