Ironic Accessory Lover T-Shirts

'My Medic-Alert bracelet is turning my arm green!'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Emergency Hipster Beard

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Scarf puts hat back on.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

A watch face with Stonehenge

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Overkill, dude."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Do you like my bling?

As Seen Watching TV

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Snake Dress-Up

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

Fruit Bonnet

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

Shoe Whore

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

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Bad Outfit Alarm.

"Whose tie?"

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"