Ironic Accessories Lover T-Shirts

Emergency Hipster Beard

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

A watch face with Stonehenge

Scarf puts hat back on.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

As Seen Watching TV

Do you like my bling?

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Snake Dress-Up

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

Shoe Whore

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

Fruit Bonnet

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

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Bad Outfit Alarm.

"Whose tie?"

"I feel so naked without my briefcase!"

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"