Quirky Accessory Aficionado T-Shirts

"Yes, I still wear my Harvard ring. It helps when I slug someone."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Scarf puts hat back on.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

A watch face with Stonehenge

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Pencil eraser."

Do you like my bling?

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'Ok, bad idea. Everyone TAKE OFF their thinking caps.'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Snake Dress-Up

Shoe Whore

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

"Whose tie?"

Bad Outfit Alarm.

Interrupted Shower.

"I feel so naked without my briefcase!"

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Bag Lady.

It was time to clear out her handbag.