Quirky Accessory Aficionado Mugs

Handbag store - "Perfect."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Scarf puts hat back on.

A watch face with Stonehenge

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Do you like my bling?

"Pencil eraser."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'Ok, bad idea. Everyone TAKE OFF their thinking caps.'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Snake Dress-Up

Shoe Whore

Bad Outfit Alarm.

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

"I feel so naked without my briefcase!"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

Interrupted Shower.

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

Bag Lady.

It was time to clear out her handbag.

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."