Accessory Aficionado Mugs

The He-Man Bag

Bag Lady.

It was time to clear out her handbag.

'Your monogrammed cuffs are impressive but I'm afraid they cannot serve as two piece of ID.'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Golfer trying to choose which pair of sunglasses to wear.

'Herb liked his medical alert bracelet so much, he got the matching earrings.'

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"You can't see it, so how do you know you don't like it?"

Snake Dress-Up

Big Sunglasses Hiding Big Eyes.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad Outfit Alarm.

Woman and man dressed as woman.

'I'd like to see shock proof watches please.'

"I should warn you Sir, that some of these hats may only be viewed under a powerful electron microscope."

'Wait until you see the feather on my new hat.'

Accessories - 'you're all under arrest!'

'You are charged as an accessory to stealing an accessory and, ironically, for your punishment you will have to wear an accessory!' 'You mean I get to keep the ankle bracelet?'

'Hey, awesome jacket, Melanie! Suede?'

Santa delivering huge present - Earrings again this year?

Bag Hag

"I coulda been killed had this not deployed. Thank god for my passenger's side handbag!

'Good news - I've managed to accessorize Henry.'

'You haven't got the legs for celebrity sunglasses!'

'I think it's getting serious. They're wearing matching nose rings.'

Do you like my bling?

Spiro & Pusho and the umbrellas.

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Iris Apfel

"I feel so naked without my briefcase!"

Domino fans

Handbag Map

"And when he dies, I can make him into earrings!"