Accessory Lover Mugs

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

"You look great, dear. Your skin goes with anything."

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

"I'm in my other handbag."

'Unlike the other boys, a baseball cap and earring isn't good enough for you, is it, Barratt!'

'Who knew you could have vanity wings!'

'You like my new purse? Now let's find you a new jacket with LOTS of BIG POCKETS!'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Scarf puts hat back on.

A watch face with Stonehenge

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Overkill, dude."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Do you like my bling?

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Snake Dress-Up

Fruit Bonnet

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Butterfly Woman

Shoe Whore

Bad Outfit Alarm.