Accessory Addict Mugs

"Overkill, dude."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Emergency Hipster Beard

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

A watch face with Stonehenge

Scarf puts hat back on.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Do you like my bling?

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

I brake for designer shoes on sale.

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"I've been window-shopping..."

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Snake Dress-Up

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

Fruit Bonnet

Shoe Whore

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Butterfly Woman

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

Bad Outfit Alarm.

"I feel so naked without my briefcase!"