Ironic Accessory Lover Mugs

'My Medic-Alert bracelet is turning my arm green!'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Scarf puts hat back on.

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Overkill, dude."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

As Seen Watching TV

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Do you like my bling?

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Snake Dress-Up

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

Fruit Bonnet

Shoe Whore

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

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Bad Outfit Alarm.

"I feel so naked without my briefcase!"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."