Ironic Accessories Lover Mugs

Emergency Hipster Beard

Handbag store - "Perfect."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

A watch face with Stonehenge

Scarf puts hat back on.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

As Seen Watching TV

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Do you like my bling?

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Snake Dress-Up

Fruit Bonnet

Shoe Whore

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

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Bad Outfit Alarm.

"I feel so naked without my briefcase!"

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"