Accessory Enthusiast Mugs

'You want how many handbags?'

"Gimme the purse and the matching pumps."

Shopkeeper selling a huge scarf pin to a fashionable customer

Ahh, excellent! I've finally found a tie that matches my eyes!

Fruit Bonnet

Ears Pierced While You Wait

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'This question is for the girls. How many trinkets, necklaces, doodads, etc., can a rearview mirror hold before it breaks off?'

'Now it will be numb for a couple hours, so try not to think.'

'Hurry up Barbara! Everyone will think I own a man purse!'

"She's putting me on a diet because I don't fit in her handbag anymore..".

"I really don't like your tie!"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

A watch face with Stonehenge

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Scarf puts hat back on.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"That shirt is so last year."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Overkill, dude."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Do you like my bling?

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Snake Dress-Up

Shoe Whore

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling