Accessory Addict Gifts

"Overkill, dude."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Emergency Hipster Beard

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

A watch face with Stonehenge

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Scarf puts hat back on.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Do you like my bling?

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"I've been window-shopping..."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

I brake for designer shoes on sale.

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

Snake Dress-Up

Butterfly Woman

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

Shoe Whore

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Fruit Bonnet

"Whose tie?"

Bad Outfit Alarm.