Fashion Addict Gifts

Rich Cow: 'George Clooney'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Dressed for Success!

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Cat Tie

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

New Suit.

A Macaroni in 1772

Keeping warm.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Joined at the hipster.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Scarf puts hat back on.