Fashion Devotee Gifts

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

"Madonna's out early this morning."

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

Why won't women wear last year's clothes?

'No. She's never here during mall-hours.'

"Make me look like this."

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Dressed for Success!

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

Men's business romper.

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

A Macaroni in 1772

New Suit.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"