Luxury Fashion Devotee Gifts

It bag and no knickers!

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"I was almost that last year."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

New Shoes.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

Kensington Fluffies

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'