Luxury Aficionado Gifts

Princess and the Pea, Revisited

"I would happily pay more in taxes, if somebody made me."

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

Who knew this place had a hot tub.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

The West London clinic for fashionable diseases

'You bought yourself a new cell phone, so it was only fair that I bought myself something. There's only one small difference...the cost.'

Rolls Royce House and Car

Utility Companies Managers.

Introducing: The Business Café- The only high-finance theme restaurant started by three top moguls.

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

'Now, in which elevators did I park Ann's couple of Cadillacs?'

"Oh, the economic crisis... when I think of what I've got to part with to keep the Lamborghini, the racehorse and the house in St. Tropez..."

"Don't be ridiculous darling, we never use the pool: it's just a status symbol..."

'Sure he has good taste. He doesn't have to pay for it!'

'He's refusing to move unless we cover him with a designer blanket!!'

"From a puppy mill to this - I've done pretty well for myself."

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

Dachshund limo

Excuse me miss, how do you say 'Ferrari' in Italian?

"We have achieved something. Instead of simple garbage we've got prosperity garbage!"

'Business must be good..'

"My wife helped me become a millionaire. Before I met her, I was a billionaire."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Ask about our fake Rolex watch loan.

"She was a good turtle."

"We love what you've done with your money."

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

"Wow. A stretch hearse!"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"I was going to name he 'Record Corporate Profit', but thought better of it."

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.