Luxury Gift Aficionado Gifts

"It's from Bill Gates. He's obviously forgotten he gave you one last year."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Champagne Charlie.

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

It bag and no knickers!

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Rolls Royce House and Car

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

'New money or old money?'

"The filthy rich"