Gift-giving Aficionado Gifts

"What do you get the man who appreciates nothing?"

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

CEO.

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

"Pencil eraser."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

So what else did you get for your birthday?

Russian Doll Christmas

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

Interrupted Shower.

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

'I like going to parties - invited or not.'

'It's my stool sample.'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'You remembered our anniversary!'

'We're giving you one big present for your birthday and Christmas.'

Flowers - "You got anything that says I put a lot of thought into this gift."