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'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

CEO.

Online Shopping.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

The Re-Giving Tree

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Christmas Dwarves

'He outgrew his shoes on the way home from the shoe store.'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Add to Basket?

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

So what else did you get for your birthday?

I should have known the romance was gone from our relationship when...

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

Russian Doll Christmas

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'It's my stool sample.'

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'