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'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

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"I think you've overfed the plant!"

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

I should have known the romance was gone from our relationship when...

'He outgrew his shoes on the way home from the shoe store.'

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

So what else did you get for your birthday?

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

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"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

'It's my stool sample.'

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'

'Whenever I'm down in the dumps I buy myself a new pair of shoes.'