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'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"It's unfair to have my birthday on Christmas day! I get less gifts!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

The Rubber Ball Company

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

CEO.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Online Shopping.

'I can change! I swear!'

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"I think you've overfed the plant!"

It's more than a mike!

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

"Pencil eraser."

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

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"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

I should have known the romance was gone from our relationship when...