Gift-giving Enthusiast Pillows

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

A snake attempts to wrap a present

"It's the online research that goes into these gifts that counts."

Mr James

'An email birthday card isn't enough. It's not the thought that counts, it's what's BOUGHT that counts.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'Maybe you will grow into them...'

'I think my marriage is in trouble -- my wife gave me a traveler's check for my birthday.'

"I need to buy a really good bottle of wine, as a gift, and I know absolutely nothing about wine. Can you recommend one?"

"We will need to triple the budget for this year's gifts."

"I'm dying to know who will be my secret Santa this year."

Presents

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

CEO.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

So what else did you get for your birthday?

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

I should have known the romance was gone from our relationship when...

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

Russian Doll Christmas

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'It's my stool sample.'

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'You remembered our anniversary!'

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

Say it with flowers