Gift-giving Connoisseur Pillows

'Ha, that's the same great idea you had for my wife last Christmas. She couldn't wait to take it back!'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

CEO.

Tipping Pain Chart

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

The Re-Giving Tree

Christmas Dwarves

'I hope you came with a receipt.'

So what else did you get for your birthday?

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

Russian Doll Christmas

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'It's my stool sample.'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'I like going to parties - invited or not.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'We're giving you one big present for your birthday and Christmas.'

'You remembered our anniversary!'

'Eric, who gave me a handmade bookmark for Christmas, gets a 62 percent on the midterm. Ann gave me a mug. She gets a 71. Gina gave me a weekend for two in Vienna. She scored a 98!'

Flowers - "You got anything that says I put a lot of thought into this gift."

"If you're looking for something more expensive we can always raise the price?"

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."