Gift-giving Connoisseur Pillows

'Ha, that's the same great idea you had for my wife last Christmas. She couldn't wait to take it back!'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

CEO.

Tipping Pain Chart

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

So what else did you get for your birthday?

Russian Doll Christmas

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'It's my stool sample.'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

'I like going to parties - invited or not.'

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'We're giving you one big present for your birthday and Christmas.'

'You remembered our anniversary!'

"If you're looking for something more expensive we can always raise the price?"

Flowers - "You got anything that says I put a lot of thought into this gift."

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."