Gift-giving Guru Pillows

Mall Directory asks, Where's your Christmas Spirit.

Santa's workshop

I should probably stop ordering so many gifts for myself

3 kings and santa with gifts

"Shopping vouchers? Is that all you got him?"

Sign on a liquor shop decorated for Christmas that reads "Give the gift of alcohol".

'It's the thought that counts.'

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

'We're giving you one big present for your birthday and Christmas.'

"I gave my wife a present for our anniversary and she gave me a black eye."

'The next time you buy a tie for me, get one that doesn't look like a beef steak!'

'Gold!! You bought Gold!! What about our agreed upon gift price limit?'

Mandoline and birthday presents

The Regifted Blues

Successful Re-Gifting is an Art

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Did you keep the receipt?'

'Did you include the receipts for easy return?'

'Think we should get a BIGGER tree next year?'

Christmas Presents.

"Oh, Sid! You should have!"

A simple demonstration with a box of chocolates - 'Oh, yeah! Work it, Peel. You the man.' - 'Ah! Perfect!' -

'If you can't think of anything nice to say, how about a gift certificate?'

Peephole in a pile of presents.

'Shit, I left the price on the myrrh...'

Christmas Present List

'Can you gift wrap it? It's for a friend's baby shower.'

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

"Oh. You got me an ACTUAL bauble."

"I hope he doesn't realize I'm regifting."

A pile of presents

"It's a wrap!"

"It's a 38 suit I wear."

"The collection is round the back."