Gift-giving Guru Pillows

Santa's workshop

I should probably stop ordering so many gifts for myself

3 kings and santa with gifts

Mall Directory asks, Where's your Christmas Spirit.

Sign on a liquor shop decorated for Christmas that reads "Give the gift of alcohol".

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

"Shopping vouchers? Is that all you got him?"

'It's the thought that counts.'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Think we should get a BIGGER tree next year?'

'Did you include the receipts for easy return?'

'Did you keep the receipt?'

"I gave my wife a present for our anniversary and she gave me a black eye."

'Gold!! You bought Gold!! What about our agreed upon gift price limit?'

'We're giving you one big present for your birthday and Christmas.'

Mandoline and birthday presents

'The next time you buy a tie for me, get one that doesn't look like a beef steak!'

The Regifted Blues

Successful Re-Gifting is an Art

"They cut me, fold me, and wrap me up just so they can tear me apart."

For the man who has everything

"It's a wrap!"

A pile of presents

"I hope he doesn't realize I'm regifting."

"Oh. You got me an ACTUAL bauble."

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

'Can you gift wrap it? It's for a friend's baby shower.'

Christmas Present List

'Shit, I left the price on the myrrh...'

Peephole in a pile of presents.

'If you can't think of anything nice to say, how about a gift certificate?'

A simple demonstration with a box of chocolates - 'Oh, yeah! Work it, Peel. You the man.' - 'Ah! Perfect!' -

"Oh, Sid! You should have!"

Christmas Presents.