Re-gifting Guru Pillows

Re-Gifting/Recycling

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Santa called but you were out!

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Tipping Pain Chart

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Valentines Day truck

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

Holiday Shopping for Guys

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

'I hope you came with a receipt.'

"I'm going to need to make multiple stops."

Honey badger do care.

"Oh look Harold, a flower shop!"

"I'm sorry, but until you tell me what you do want for Christmas, you'll keep on getting cats."

"Do you have all those things in stock?"

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

Gift Ideas. What I get for a man who already has everything? Insurance!

'I like going to parties - invited or not.'

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'