Regifting Expert Pillows

"Look what I bought at Ofelia's yard sale."

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Things I've learned...

Santa called but you were out!

CEO.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

Valentines Day truck

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"Read the card! Read the card!"

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

"I'm going to need to make multiple stops."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

'I like going to parties - invited or not.'

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

"Do you have all those things in stock?"